"Bailey, it’s not that hard to read."
"I still don’t know why I’m even here. Why do I have to be in disguise, anyway? I thought that was your territory.”
"Fangirls are worse than the FBI. If they recognize me and see you, then you won’t be safe either from then on. They’ll keep asking you, ‘Where’s Julian?! Do you have pictures of him?! Can you get me his autograph?!’ and I don’t want you bitching at me for it.”
"I wouldn’t do tha—"
"Now, I need you translate, ‘Have you seen a promiscuous athlete that hit on you and a tall blond Abercrombie model look-a-like anywhere around here’?"
"I can’t translate that specifically!"
"God, you’re so useless, just do it!"
"Why don’t you do it?!”
"Because I don’t feel like running away from rabid Italians today, okay?"
"Why did I have to get stuck with you as a field trip partner?” 
"Because Logan’s a bitch and left without me. Now help me find those two idiots so I can leave you alone."

"Bailey, it’s not that hard to read."

"I still don’t know why I’m even here. Why do I have to be in disguise, anyway? I thought that was your territory.”

"Fangirls are worse than the FBI. If they recognize me and see you, then you won’t be safe either from then on. They’ll keep asking you, ‘Where’s Julian?! Do you have pictures of him?! Can you get me his autograph?!’ and I don’t want you bitching at me for it.”

"I wouldn’t do tha—"

"Now, I need you translate, ‘Have you seen a promiscuous athlete that hit on you and a tall blond Abercrombie model look-a-like anywhere around here’?"

"I can’t translate that specifically!"

"God, you’re so useless, just do it!"

"Why don’t you do it?!”

"Because I don’t feel like running away from rabid Italians today, okay?"

"Why did I have to get stuck with you as a field trip partner?” 

"Because Logan’s a bitch and left without me. Now help me find those two idiots so I can leave you alone."

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